One Hundred (and Two) Anonymous Wishes

I wish;

1. It was sunny
2. I could sing
3. There was world peace
4. I had a cleaner
5. I had a new bathroom
6. I had 7 hours uninterrupted sleep every night
7. I had more time
8. I could go on holiday
9. I didn’t get hairy legs
10. I could go running
11. I had a small Caribbean Island
12. I was younger
13. I was older
14. I had Ray Ban sunglasses
15. I could fly
16. It stayed in British summertime
17. I could type
18. I could speak French
19. I had longer eyelashes
20. We could emigrate
21. It was teatime
22. We had a cleaner environment
23. I had the really nice bag from Urban Outfitters
24. I looked good in a hat
25. Plants watered themselves
26. I could have more beer
27. There was no poverty
28. Trains were on time
29. London was closer to home
30. I had an umbrella
31. I could meet Elvis
32. I knew how the world began
33. I liked custard
34. We had a cat flap
35. I didn’t have a brace
36. University was free
37. Britain was still great
38. I could play an instrument
39. I could do maths
40. It was Christmas
41. For happiness
42. I could see my favourite band
43. I had self ironing hair
44. I had no exams
45. I had a skateboard
46. I could drive my mini
47. I could have a crispy cake
48. I could fly to the moon
49. I was on top of Mount Blanc
50. It was 2 weeks ago
51. I was in a forest
52. My birthday was in June
53. There was no such thing as money
54. I had chickens
55. It did not snow
56. I does snow
57. There is no gang culture
58. I could make my bike go faster
59. I could cure cancer
60. There are no adverts on TV
61. Wagner was voted off x factor
62. I had a coffee maker
63. I didn’t get spots
64. I could meet Borat
65. There were no slugs
66. I could remember jokes
67. Umbrellas didn’t blow inside out
68. People don’t eat with their mouths open
69. Plucking eyebrows didn’t hurt
70. There were no mental illnesses
71. There were no diseases
72. The back door would shut properly
73. I understood the offside rule
74. There was no washing up
75. I could dance
76. I could swim
77. I was known as a pioneer
78. I had more friends
79. I had long hair
80. For love
81. Roses didn’t have thorns
82. I could remember more of my childhood
83. There were no tattoos
84. My neighbour would mend his guttering
85. It was the weekend
86. Dog owners would clear of mess
87. I could surf
88. See in the dark
89. I was a super hero
90. I understood computers
91. I was a film star, just for a day
92. I could travel around the world
93. There was no road rage
94. There was no pollution
95. Weeds didn’t grow
96. I was famous
97. I wish I was an animal
98. I wish I could read a book in a day
99. I wish I wasn’t squeamish
100. I didn’t have sensitive teeth
101. I wasn’t a control freak
102. No one was sarcastic